1891041_1620080824706482_2037794068_n1If you follow the iVEDiX Facebook page, you’ve probably noticed that we’re producing nearly as many babies around here as multi-million dollar clients. Coming off the heals of 2014 and into this year we’ve welcomed six new Vedics into the iVEDiX family and learned of yet another one on the way. Honestly, The Mamas and The Papas should be our elevator music at the grain tower. We’re not only thrilled to have these little ones to fawn over, but also amazed at their impact on us all – here are the analytics to prove it:
  • Roughly 91% of our workforce falls within the National Sleep Foundation’s adult range for sleep.
  • New parents make up about 20% of our workforce today.
  • And, if we generously assume that our new parent workforce are only losing 2 hours sleep per night, we can estimate an opportunity loss of about 1,200 hours over the next 5 months.
This is valuable time that could be spent on customer support, services, or mobile app development. So, I figured, let’s put this time to good use, get these kids some billable hours, and fill some much needed resources. Here’s the lineup:
Olivia Shaw, Sous Chef of Product Development* reports to: Nick Shaw, Lead Android Developer

Olivia Shaw, Sous Chef of Product Development
Reports to: Nick Shaw, Lead Android Developer

Alice Byun, Arts and Crafts Designer* reports to: Joey Byun, Lead 3D & Animation Specialist

Alice Byun, Arts and Crafts Designer
Reports to: Joey Byun, Lead 3D & Animation Specialist

Cristian Salamea, Director of First Impressions* reports to: Chris Salamea, Director of BI Solutions

Cristian Salamea, Director of First Impressions
Reports to: Chris Salamea, Director of BI Solutions

 
Arya Agrawal, Chief Innovation Officer* reports to: Amit Agrawal, Senior Solutions Architect

Arya Agrawal, Chief Innovation Officer
Reports to: Amit Agrawal, Senior Solutions Architect

Charley Wojciechowski, Chief Amazement Officer* reports to: Tom Wojciechowski, Director of Digital Media

Charley Wojciechowski, Chief Amazement Officer
Reports to: Tom Wojciechowski, Director of Digital Media

Ekisha Sanwal, Head of Global Trends and Futuring* reports to: Manish Sanwal, Director of Mobile Development

Ekisha Sanwal, Head of Global Trends and Futuring
Reports to: Manish Sanwal, Director of Mobile Development

                                        Thanks to these new additions, we’re forecasting productivity and profits to skyrocket next year as cash flow from our baby betting pool also begins. Place your bets for 2016 at whositgonnabe.net Share your congratulations with our team in the comments!